Yeah, for fuck's sake: that film truly stinks. It's on a relatively short list of unspeakably awful films that people with usually decent taste will bafflingly recommend.

The fat kid's hyper-smug delivery of "The Third, my dear boy!" just fucking slays me every single time.

BEADS??

I'd argue that The Pledge is pretty damn good.

Well, the title of the article says "flops" too, though.

Not exactly awful, but a huge missed opportunity and the worst Gondry film this side of Green Hornet. I don't get why he didn't include more sweded films; sure, it's the obvious route to go, but what little we saw of them was delightful.

I'd argue that it doesn't get much worse than Monkeybone. I saw that turd as a Tim Burton-loving kinda-goth 13-year old, whose list of favorite movies included Nightmare Before Christmas and The Mask, and I STILL hated it back then. Just look at that trailer and try not to retch when Fraser gets all yowza-zany. Urgh.

TGI Friday's is indeed terrible, and I'd say their assocation with Kevin
James' Zookeeper movie nudges them into the #1 spot of "most deplorable
restaurant chains".

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus I guess now we know where Frank Miller got the inspiration for Holy Terror from.

Isn't that also kind of a joke from one of the very first episodes of Comedy Bang Bang (then Comedy Death Ray)? Difference is, whichever comedian pitched it described it as "a show about a pedophile who is also a child, who only molests other pedophile children". I think it was called "Baxter".

You're right, she DOES kinda look like Glenn Danzig.

Yes…that THEY'VE become…

You called him Voldemort?

Whoa, I wasn't even gonna see it until I learned that someone's uncle is in it!

Jesus fucking Christ, @avclub-7f40bfd32406e78a380f000b967dbfc4:disqus . I have Iron Sky on my computer, been holding off on watching for fear of it being too much Epic Movie, too little campy fun; your comment's inspired me to delete it. Thank you.

Jesus fucking Christ, @avclub-7f40bfd32406e78a380f000b967dbfc4:disqus . I have Iron Sky on my computer, been holding off on watching for fear of it being too much Epic Movie, too little campy fun; your comment's inspired me to delete it. Thank you.

@avclub-b327ac90601ec5904ca8e539cba62638:disqus I was racking my brain trying to think of a person it would be objectively wrong to dislike, and Walken was the first guy who popped into my head.

Interesting. Mine looks more like a Seventh Seal-style Grim Reaper.

I noticed the last name of the composer for this show is "Levine". Adam Levine was probably a fan of season 1, badgering his brother/cousin/whatever into giving him a part.

Yeah, that would be gay.