Word. And I heard he squeezes his squishy body through toilets and chimneys to kill people and eat their livers.

Speaking of Neil Gaiman, I think being married to Amanda Palmer counts as "appalling celebrity behavior".

Speaking of Neil Gaiman, I think being married to Amanda Palmer counts as "appalling celebrity behavior".

I really don't think it's reverse snobbery. I'm from the Norwegian equivalent of Kentucky (Løten, Hedmark, in case that description makes you want to visit), and I am sure you could've found shitloads about my cultural tastes to criticize back when I was 22.

I really don't think it's reverse snobbery. I'm from the Norwegian equivalent of Kentucky (Løten, Hedmark, in case that description makes you want to visit), and I am sure you could've found shitloads about my cultural tastes to criticize back when I was 22.

Pretty wild that she got chosen for the article picture. When I saw the headline coupled with J-Law's visage on the main page, my mind immediately went rummaging for whatever heinous stuff she'd be guilty of. For some reason I could see her being a birther, maybe a violent pro-life supporter. But nope: doesn't really…

Pretty wild that she got chosen for the article picture. When I saw the headline coupled with J-Law's visage on the main page, my mind immediately went rummaging for whatever heinous stuff she'd be guilty of. For some reason I could see her being a birther, maybe a violent pro-life supporter. But nope: doesn't really…

I'm surprised too, but I gotta say that this is one of the things that makes me love the AV Club.

I'm surprised too, but I gotta say that this is one of the things that makes me love the AV Club.

I believe it was Rimmer from Red Dwarf who replied "Yeah, but all of Sartre's mates were French."

I believe it was Rimmer from Red Dwarf who replied "Yeah, but all of Sartre's mates were French."

@avclub-d1247139f201f957c314d5c00cfe76ea:disqus : I have heard that joke told as:

@avclub-d1247139f201f957c314d5c00cfe76ea:disqus : I have heard that joke told as:

Being from Norway myself, I can confirm that lutefisk is indeed mainly a Norwegian thing. And also that it is basically what I imagine Cthulhu's smegma would taste like.

Being from Norway myself, I can confirm that lutefisk is indeed mainly a Norwegian thing. And also that it is basically what I imagine Cthulhu's smegma would taste like.

At this point neither theory makes sense. The parents' gravestones thing debunks Bond being a code name, whilst stuff like the secretary being named Moneypenny again doesn't fit with him being the same guy (you'd think he would point out the coincidence).

At this point neither theory makes sense. The parents' gravestones thing debunks Bond being a code name, whilst stuff like the secretary being named Moneypenny again doesn't fit with him being the same guy (you'd think he would point out the coincidence).

Hm, yeah. But Brosnan claiming he was "married, once" and looking nostalgically at old gadgets can potentially be convolutedly explained away by fans of the theory, like I am doing with the Skyfall DB5 above. It's surely going against the filmmakers' intentions (I mean, I know they DID intend it to be the Goldfinger…

Hm, yeah. But Brosnan claiming he was "married, once" and looking nostalgically at old gadgets can potentially be convolutedly explained away by fans of the theory, like I am doing with the Skyfall DB5 above. It's surely going against the filmmakers' intentions (I mean, I know they DID intend it to be the Goldfinger…

The DB5 having the same gadgets as the one from Goldfinger could, I guess, be explained as Bond outfitting the car he won in Casino Royale with machine guns and an ejector seat. As a veteran agent he has an affinity for the old MI6 methods; it's not necessarily the SAME car as in Goldfinger.