The DB5 having the same gadgets as the one from Goldfinger could, I guess, be explained as Bond outfitting the car he won in Casino Royale with machine guns and an ejector seat. As a veteran agent he has an affinity for the old MI6 methods; it's not necessarily the SAME car as in Goldfinger.

And I know a tailor who doesn't wear pants!

And I know a tailor who doesn't wear pants!

They were grown up, but he shr…

They were grown up, but he shr…

Lana. Lana. Lana! LAAAAAANAAAAAAA&ANDYWACHOWSKI!

Lana. Lana. Lana! LAAAAAANAAAAAAA&ANDYWACHOWSKI!

I would probably dye it first, then dreadlock it, then I would cut the dreads off with gardening shears, put the rank hair sausages into a space capsule, and hurl the capsule into the sun. Then I would think about what happened in my life that led to ever wanting the hairstyle of a stock photo model from a "HARD…

I would probably dye it first, then dreadlock it, then I would cut the dreads off with gardening shears, put the rank hair sausages into a space capsule, and hurl the capsule into the sun. Then I would think about what happened in my life that led to ever wanting the hairstyle of a stock photo model from a "HARD…

Poor sap.

Poor sap.

Watch these two in quick succession:

Watch these two in quick succession:

Yeah, my boss walked past my cubicle while I was watching this with headphones on and said that it was "Safe For Work, as the tree rape is only tastefully implied".

Yeah, my boss walked past my cubicle while I was watching this with headphones on and said that it was "Safe For Work, as the tree rape is only tastefully implied".

*giggle* Don't tell anyone, but I told them I was born in…*snicker*…1920!

*giggle* Don't tell anyone, but I told them I was born in…*snicker*…1920!

Or "Pet Semen: Tarry", the verdict in The A.V. Club's final Taste Test.

Or "Pet Semen: Tarry", the verdict in The A.V. Club's final Taste Test.

You may mock, but I actually used to think there had been some sort of baffling fuck-up in the promotional material for "The Pursuit of Happyness" [sic] http://www.imdb.com/title/t…