You could have gone with "arseholed" but, again, there's room for misinterpretation.

Booze.

It's the one taboo we have left.

I say do whatever you do, but always wear a mask. Anonymous is good if you want to make a statement, an Eyes Wide Shut thingy is good for a dab of mystique and Richard Nixon shows your playful side when it comes wanking for a webcam.

He's actually used Sorry-Grateful as an example of a good way of thinking about relationships before. If you decide to get married/do monogamy and thus miss out on other relationships you're sorry about certain things, grateful about others. Never heard it, not a big musicals guy, but apparently it's right on the…

If I didn't have a better grasp on British slang, the "wankered" here would cause some serious head-scratchin'.

Forgive me miss, I was giving myself an oil job.

I just can't get past the vitriol and mean-spiritedness of Rifftrax. It was there by the end in MST3k, but not the same extent. I just don't get why Mike et al. seem to be furiously angry at the movies and drop all the riffs with no sense of timing, in some kind of tight-fisted desperation.

This is absolutely fascinating…

Why are we watching an insane woman?

BUZZ OFF, KID!

I told you I can take you, you pansies, I can take the whole family!

Yes, yes, yes! Stop asking stupid questions and watch it!

They haven't really topped the first two episodes, have they?

I'm really sorry, but that is weak. If that little section wasn't written after the author finished the book and realized that, oopsie, this thing doesn't really gel together, I'll be a monkey's rich uncle.

If he really means that children fear that they may never wake up from sleep, "extinction" is a strange word to use since it refers to the death of a larger group. I originally thought he meant that the human species somehow survives because of stories.

"This review is criticising it for not being things it's not trying to be."

I was equally disappointed because Spoon's The Ghost of You Lingers didn't make it.

Whatever it was, it was pretty unnecessary. I think being tied up and dying of thirst and having to watch/listen a dog eat your dead husband's face is plenty horrifying without some weird serial killer showing up and showing you things.

Huh. Which children's cartoon might that be?