Yeah, I was thinking that Kendrick wasn't quite right. The next Q-Tip, maybe?

Yeah, that was clearly written by someone very bitter, but I still think the short description is right on the money: "Jamie xx practices safe raving with his debut solo album proper". I guess I'm just an awful hipster but it really does sound really safe and poppy. You could play that Young Thug track after any Wiz…

This should be good…

Wow, your username had me thinking that you love critics.

I meant show that she's obsessed with it and causing her to make poor choices.

Then what was with that "a handsome young man" scene between Oleanna and LF?

But now he's like Master Command Big Boss Man there! I mean that is just crazy significant, not to mention unexpected!

I think you mean Russ Meyer.

There's always the scenes where you give advice to younger characters to not fuck up in life the way you did.

Everyone is supposedly one of the best swordfighters in Westeros: Jaime, ser Old Dude (can't remember his name, stabbed by Sons of the Harpy a while back), Jorah and Loras, who got his ass kicked by Brienne so I guess she's up there as well.

In the episode after the battle at Blackwater (can't remember which one exactly) Stannis is asking what the fuck just happened and there's this great little moment when Melisandre is facing the camera (away from Stannis) with a wonderful expression of "how the fuck am I going to explain this away?" on her face. It…

She's (apparently) constantly drunk and really paranoid in the books, which would explain some of it. They could have also made at least one allusion to the prophecy as a reason for her recklessness in the show.

Yeah, that Lancel thing didn't make any sense at all. I guess we're supposed to assume that Oleanna and Littlefinger somehow got him to confess the Queen's sins to High Sparrow, but why in the name of fuck didn't he do it right away?

If you're not satisfied with the results, a representative will be sent to personally kill you.

The Oceanography Society, really?

They actually talk about Axl personally as a prime example of rock integrity or whatever.

Good for you. I liked Mike well enough in MST3k but RiffTrax to me is the very definition of "trying too hard"

Steer clear of Rifftrax then. Mike et al. don't just dislike the schlock they're riffing there, they're furiously angry at the fact that the movies even exist.

I still really like the entirety of Burning Chrome. Sure it's florid in style and hella dated, but it has a weird charm.

How about the whole "awesome real music vs. crap chart music"-dichotomy (more specifically: guitar-music from America good/synthesizer music from not-America bad)? Especially considering the rockin' teens at the record store seem to think that Guns N' Roses is a good band.