Nothing to see here. Disqus eats dicks.

Gordon Freeman? From Black Mesa?

Yeah, I get that, I s'pose. Just the whole ABC's thing (and I'm talking tongue here, not fingers, so I don't know if the belt sander thing really applies) seems such a mishmash thing to do. At least for me as a dude the fastest way to get to orgasm is a steady, repetitive motion/stimulation.

The opposite of attraction is not disgust, but disinterest.

"I wish that all of you were as I am."

Speaking of clit stimulation, is that whole "write the ABC's with your tongue" thing on the up and up? I heard someone rave about it (on Savage Podcast actually) and it's always seemed a little weird to me.

Seriously, where did this sex worker thing come from? If there ever was a stock reply that Dan always gives, it's DTMFA.

It's real and it's a bitch. The bullshit part is mostly "I need to fuck you right now or I'm gonna be in so much pain!" when you only really need to go have some alone time.

Nor is named Violent J.

Wow, sixth grade is rougher than I remember.

No, you idiot, he rides across the moon!

I'm currently teaching and it's weird as shit to realize that I can't really tell the difference between my sixteen-year-old female students and twenty-year-olds on the street. Really unnerving.

"I bought a Fleshlight and […] it's kind of a pain in the ass."

It's the perfect thing to say before plunging a knife into someone, though.

Adults also "have" leg hair, back hair, pit hair and beards, but for some reason shaving them isn't considered creepy.

The one at 6:36 flips the same sample as Dilla's U-Luv (on Donuts).

You know, with all the references you're constantly missing, I sometimes doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Incidentally, was his father a Fat Man?

Seriously, that scene where she watches Bret take a leak and he tells her to go and she very slowly backs away and closes the door so the last thing you see is her eye, that's one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.

"This is a dream, Bret. Your freaky dream."