What, you've never heard of fanfic?

This is starting to sound like an alternate universe version of Breaking Bad.

Who wouldn't wanna pee on a ghost, honestly?

I'm pretty sure that people who are into butt stuff don't really get anything out of a visit to the butt doctor. Like girls who like vagina stuff don't really enjoy getting a check-up at the ob/gyn.

Okay, that was pretty much the best post for this thing to pop up in.

Paying off the national debt that way would be easier, at least.

But I only have the one. And I'm using it!

What's wrong with Lannister Love? I mean, besides the obvious.

If you wanna really have some fun, just say "God" or "Bible" to an atheist. They retreat immediately back to the shadows from whence they came.

I thought Hank Venture wanted to be Batman, not Daredevil.

While that might be true, there are plenty of people who incredible cinematographers but don't focus their cinematography on teenage porn. Plenty of people make art on controversial (or "scandalous") material, but whenever I watch a Clark film, I feel uncomfortable, like I'm forced inside his head where teenage…

Not for me. If not having perfect boobs is the price of admission of being with this girl, I'm perfectly happy to pay it.

No, they're pretty round just… a little deflated. Poor girl :(

Yeah, obviously I would (hopefully) be working as well so it would be like having two jobs.

But that would render her more vulnerable to gold snatchers.

This is a pretty simple one: how to deal with a relationship that has a possible expiration date?

Really? I thought he was talking about falafels. Which are pretty darn sexy, tbh.

The story of a conservative person's sense of empathy

Dude, vagina dentata isn't a real thing and they certainly wouldn't put any gold teeth up there.

I like them too. I was in a 3 year thing with a girl with a IUD so we didn't have to use them. That was fine but I have nothing against using condoms. They make me last a little longer and cleanup's a breeze.