The trombone, because the guy playing it is a tromboner, bahahaa!

Sedentary means somewhat inactive so it doesn't really make sense to call something both immobile and sedentary, nglavin.

It'll be the Office of amateur porn!

I recently had sex with a girl that involved candlewax, spanking, clothespins and other S&M frivolities. Before we had sex she told me that three weeks ago she had been in a threesome with a female friend of hers and a fireman.

Wanna settle that whole consent thing regarding that incident once and for all? We've been getting some mixed stories.

I'm almost certain you know people living in actually perfectly happy companionate marriages, which either work through agreed-upon non-monogamy or because neither party is really that interested in sex (anymore). You mostly hear about the ones that don't work.

Formatting note: If you're gonna use an asterisk for a footnote, don't use it for other effects as well.

Yeah, what's up with this Dan Savage guy pretending to be a person with a personal history and life-experiences? God, what a self-conceited dick!

Ugh. I want to throw up on myself for knowing exactly the kind of color you're referring to.

Check out this guy, he doesn't care whose toes he steps on, whoaaa!

What if he hates being a restaurant manager?

Actually, white guilt is the audacity of a white person to feel sympathy for anyone who isn't white.

This I actually agree with.

Well, there's "hardcore" and hardcore…

"Replace Django with Bradd Pitt. Same movie? Replace the cast of roots with Asian actors. Same movie?"

It should have been a lot more vague, since it was supposed to be this monstrous version of the id. So they should have shown a flash of a claw or a tooth and a glimpse of an eye and left the rest to the imagination. It's still pretty cool, but also looks a little too much like a monster from Fantasia or whatever.

Oh man, does that take me back

No, wrong. The early-synthesizers score was wholly awesome.

Doesn't even give you a hangover!

Just rewatched this like a week ago. Still really good, albeit stiff and formal in that mid-20th century sci-fi kind of way. Actually the scene where Altaira is swimming was surprisingly risqué, but the whole sexuality/psychoanalysis aspect of the daddy/daughter thing feels really naive now.