Ehm, I actually just meant that it's gonna get pirated six ways from Sunday.

Me neither!

Oh, I have a feeling this will be "distributed" very widely indeed…

So what was the really lame final episode like? What was the big reveal?

Remade already. They just called it Fringe.

Clerment?

Wait, is being into anime finally considered a disability?

Seriously, do you even read the articles?

My love, you are fairer to me than the stars in the sky, than all the garish risings of the sun, than the rolling hills of the place I call home. When I gaze upon your visage, my breath is taken, my heart flutters and I am overcome with all that is you. It is distracting.

Admittedly, it is kinda sad that I have to have money falling out of my ass to get women because I'm a flesh-less skeleton, but hey, it's a real struggle for my kind out there.

No such thing as an ugly billionaire, that's for darn sure.

These butt-clamps are tearing me apart, Lisa! I mean, Ana!

Fifty Minutes of Static?

Yeah, but they sound like they're saying "Briains might!".

So according to this Ham dude, the best part of going to heaven is remembering all the cruises you went on?

I'm only 12 but I love artists like KoRn and Linkin Park, unlike all my friends who are all shouting about being yoloswags and listening to Bob Dylan!

Just kidding, this was nifty.

Running zombies?

And yet still haven't come up with a better gay joke than:

But I'm already in my room.