You don't need alcohol to feel special, just choose an obscure gender pronoun and fly free across the sky!

Wow. That entered "bad death metal album covers"-territory surprisingly quickly.

It's winter. My dick is hibernating.

Wait, isn't Tindr and offshoot of Grindr, an app aimed specifically at gay men, anyway? Why would you use both?

You aight.

Boone Thuugs and Harmoony?

What, you've never seen a porno*? You order a pizza with extra sausage.

DENTAL PLAN!

Is that your best pick-up line?

Can I just say, being a straight guy, that in purely aesthetic terms I prefer the shape/size/general appearance of a penis over a vagina? Can't really explain, I just do. In terms of places to insert a dick, nothing beats a vagina, but in terms of general appearance, a dick… looks nice.

"My wife has […] (multiple) […] balls and is […] constantly amused by them."

I'm pretty sure Suicide Girls was jerking-related from the start.

1975, huh? What improvements are there compared to the very reliable '74 model?

Record Store Day was this thing that invigorated vinyl buying slightly. Basically all these tiny indie labels put out exclusive stuff that people went out and bought from actual record stores. Of course the majors noticed this and decided to hog in on the action, so they started reissuing dollar-bin stuff and charging…

Well, then you're in luck because every single track on the reissue is "Two Princes". The same song, the same version, not a demo or an alternate mix, or a remastered version, the same damn thing, over and over and over again.

2) They still sound exactly the same as when I didn't listen to them.

At first I was skeptical, but then I noticed that the post got a like from DeborahEWilson, so I might give it a look.

And remember to stick around for the post-movie Q&A session with Kevin Smith! It'll be 3 hours of the man himself talking about… himself.

I expect the weed is meant to remedy that particular problem.

Check?