I'm pretty sure he's Dracula.

I don't know. The fact that they didn't keep him on just blows my mind!

Here ya go:

Oh man, why did we ever stop doing that?

Okay, this has already been covered pretty well, so I'll keep it brief:

No, all that definitely happened. He met the teacher, they had the relationship, he had to leave her behind. He also killed the child-murderer or whatever in the town where IT later takes place. I think he even meets two of the kids who appear in IT.

So I should finish that plodding brick of a book then? I got to the part where he starts living in the shack and spying on Oswald and kinda just gave up. Don't really know why, actually, there was just so much left and absolutely nothing seemed to be happening.

Counterpoint: Smithers.

This particular pair makes some weird comments.

Simpsons may be one of the worst perpetuators of the "He's gay!"-joke. As in, there's no joke beyond the fact that someone is gay.

Panic at the Dick, So?

Definitely. For better or for worse the fact that all music nowadays has to has a danceable beat owes itself to disco.

I hate to go all hipster on you… oh wait, this is the AV Club, nevermind.

Jonah "reading" the patient chart at the end was some Game of Thrones-type of sadism. It's the Veep equivalent of Dan getting his dick cut off.

I know this is a really obvious line, but geez, at least buy me a drink first.

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According to Lack of Name it's just the line when you start discussing the subject.

Ever heard of non-monogamy? Open relationships? The fact that two people are in a relationship but don't have sex with each other doesn't mean that the relationship has failed and/or needs to be dissolved.

To answer your questions:
1. no
2. dude, what the hell
3. get away from me.

Yeah, the name is Pennywise.