SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I kind of assume that this issue has had to come up at some time between these two. But I guess she could have just suffered in silence.

Ummm, no.

Is the 10 years of no sex not a factor at all?

"Sexlessness leads to anger. Anger leads to hatred. Hatred leads to… most things on this site."

Speaking of hooking up, I totally got hit on by a hot lady acquaintance of mine last weekend. And I turned her down! Me! A heterosexual man! Turned down a hot girl!

"Don't worry, I can write your statement - I resign. Or… is that too wordy?"

Sweet Jesus, you're right! Per resident we're fifth, after the U.S., Serbia, Yemen and Switzerland. That is surreal. I've been here for 30 odd years and I don't think I've ever seen a gun.

Protip: bring good earplugs. That shit is loud.

No, see, the baby grows inside the belly of the mom, so she only looks fat for a while.

So I was going down on my girlfriend and I said, boy, you got a big pussy… a big pussy.
And she asked why did I say it twice.
And I didn't.
It was the echo.

Fuck. Misread original post, wrote something that is stupid now, must improvise… think think think…

It's text that is green.

Not to be rude, bro, but I can tell you you're new at this.

Dead girls don't tighten up.

In regards to that particular problem, I think she just misunderstood when he said he said he wanted to "destroy your little pussy".

Huh. I was gonna go with "tranny".

Graveyards.

I really, really hated the way that letter was written. It was like one of those 4chan greentext things written by the winner of the douchiest guy of the century award.

That is interesting stuff, but I don't feel the episode(s) really did much with any of that. Lots of weird and silly crap happened and in the end everyone was happy and no one had to think about what all these things meant.