YEAH YOU IDIOTS YOU PUT THIEVERY CORPORATION ON WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME AT FIVE IN THE MORNING TOTALLY COMING DOWN AND DRINKING SODA AND ROLLING JOINTS AND TALKING ABOUT HOW IT'S SO FUCKED HOW PEOPLE JUST CAN'T CONNECT, EVEN THOUGH IT'S LIKE THE ESSENCE OF HUMANITY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Maybe the kid is one of those people who doesn't have any boundaries, yet is attractive and confident enough not to be creepy? It would also explain why a 23-year-old acquaintance of his dad would consider fucking him.

I saw the Goodyear Blimp. It said Tunde Ade is a bimp.

*out of breath* I FIDDLE WITH MY STICK WHEN I…

I think I can find a nice middle ground there. I'm gonna probably tell her how I feel (in the most non-blamey way possible) and then see whether I can stand the sight of her. If I can, yay and we'll stay in contact, if not, boo and I'll keep my distance until I'm comfortable enough.

That sounds like pretty good advice, sir. Thanks.

I'm seeing double here! Four Sean Jungians!

Umm… thanks? That's a slightly strange thing to compliment someone about, to be frank, but thanks anyway.

That definition of "one" I can mostly stand behind.

Crap. Really? I took it off the Frontier Psychiatrist video because in the video it's one of the funnier sight gags. Maybe the vocal snippet it's associated with (The man with the golden eyeball!) really sells it.

Thanks for the good wishes. You are absolutely 100% right, except for one thing.

Thank you!

Good observation, hadn't really considered that.

That story doesn't really apply directly to my situation but it's pretty close, as well as interesting. Although me and this particular girl have only known each other for two years, one year of which we've done anything other than be aware of each other.

Neither was I.

Hmm. Yeah, I'm not sure if she was "the one". I'm not a big believer in "ones". I'm hurting right now and it royally sucks but I'm pretty sure that in due time I will meet someone who I can have a successful relationship with.

I'm actually living in a completely different city until summer than she so distance isn't really a problem. I do go back there on the weekends but she doesn't really frequent the places I do and we don't have a lot of mutual friends.

How the fuck does that happen, though!? How is it possible to get told that someone met someone else and at that moment go: "Huh, guess I was kinda in love with her."

I'm pretty sure there's no way I could sabotage her new relationship. And I wouldn't if I could. The heart wants what it wants and other fucking played out clichés.

Here is where I once again share intimate details about my life with anonymous people on the internet. It's not a question, really, which is why I'm not asking Dickachu, or any other of the Savages. Anyway, if you don't feel like hearing about it, move ahead.