Binge-watched the entirety of Fresh Meat.

Dirty talk is actually extremely easy. Just say out loud whatever you're doing at the moment or planning to do next (this works best before you're actually humping). Plus there's always the classics "it's so fucking good"/"tell me if it's good"/"tell me what you want me to do"/"tell me you want me to come (with…

Couldn't agree more. I love reading and discussing about all things related to sex, sexuality, relationships, whatever. I also don't expect, when it comes to sexual fetishes for instance, to really "get" them. I may find them fascinating and interesting but I've also learned to just say to myself: "Huh. People sure…

Wow. Really glad that second reply wasn't to my comment as well.

Ok. I recently learned that from QI, the Stephen Fry show. Apparently, for some reason, "east of Java" had a nicer ring to it than "west of Java".

Fap Goldblum?

Hmm. The "hump" and divorce, divorce and "humping"…

Alrightey. I learned that pretty recently from QI, the Stephen Fry show. Apparently for some reason "east of Java" sounded nicer in the title than "west of Java".

It's like there's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited!

Fess up: did you learn that from QI or not?

Just get me a little drunk and that problem is gone, letmetellya.

It is a sexual maneuver. I believe it's the one where you jack off into a cup, mix in some tabasco and cayenne pepper, pour it all over her eyes and yell "KRAKATOA, EAST OF JAVA, BITCH!"

I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE!

BUT I HAVEN'T GOT ANY CHAPS TO PUT ON!

I wonder if the "being scared of the pain" is symptomatic of being scared/uninterested in sex in general or a genuine fear. Well, I guess since she has admitted to being into fucking (I guess that's oral then, or something) once every three weeks she's not that into the sexy, but I wonder if she'd change her…

No offense, but "I don't get [insert sexual preference X], what's the idea?" is the most useless question ever posed. The people who do it get pleasure from it, you don't. I'm sure the people who think it's awesome could tell you what exactly it is about it that turns their crank, but it's still such a personal…

Yeah. I shift + reloaded the page and a little way down there's Danny. I hope I don't have to do that every time to get the front page to update.

Couldn't find this anywhere else, had to click on the previous Savage Love listed in "In case you missed it."

Can't we be done with mashups already?

Who the fuck downvoted this!?