Time to overshare. In case you don't feel like reading about my fascinating life, just skip this.

Maybe you can bitch about how boring and repetitive the column has become in the column's comments? I'm pretty sure that will totes solve your problem.

Nah man it's Newt from Aliens.

Yo. Wanna get a drink?

Okay, I can pretty much skip the rest of the comments.

I'm also pretty sure there's more American history than what was covered in those ten movies.

The A.V. Club
Clingy dorks who can't let go of made-up people.

I actually haven't bothered to dissect why I didn't like the movie but I felt the spirit of Adams' work, which is pretty droll and nihilistic, just wasn't there.

Ghost Dog 2: You're The Ghost Now, Dog!

Mementoo: This Time He Can't Remember A Damn Thing!

Maybe the ESL teacher was the inspiration for Lisa?

That's the idea!

I don't know why everyone thinks this guy is so great. I mean he spells "new" like "mew" (or possibly "wew") for Pete's sake!

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We can comment on the new version of Disqus soon?

EHRMAGERD KEPTEN PHERLERPS!

That's the pretty much only thing I remember from my university education.

Eh, knock yourself out. It's got novelty value, at least.

No, no, no, you got it all wrong. It's the code name for an evil Canuck fembot designed to infiltrate America and make everybody want socialized healthcare and ultimately go totally commie and stop voting republican. She's also engineered to destroy country music by diluting it with godless pop and her name sounds…

Smoking and booze, from what I hear, make it taste really rank.