You have every right to criticise anyone you want, I'm just saying it's a tad tiresome.

Exactly! It's a preposition. Meaning: combined with; also used as (used to describe things with a dual nature or function).

So Eddy Murphy doesn't apparently get gay sex. What a shocker.

First of all: ew.

No offense, @Dikachu:disqus, but could you go one column without ragging on Dan? I know he's not perfect (unlike you, hee hee) but I happen to really like the guy and would say that in general he gives pretty good advice. And I also get why you get annoyed by him constantly parading (ahem) his fabulous life (gorgeous…

Throw in a special guest appearance by Clu Gulager and it's perfect.

Was it here or somewhere else where someone told the story of dating an Asian chick (as in born there, not just Asian heritage). The first time they had sex the chick suddenly started crying and acting like she was basically being raped so the guy freaked out, stopped the fucking and asked what was wrong and the girl…

I think foot fetish is still mild in the sense that it's not outright bizarre and most people are pretty familiar with it (or at least know it's out there). If you want a really rough sell try being into inflatable animals, wearing diapers or… umm… I dunno, bodily waste. It's pretty easy to break the ice around your…

Nah man, I'm really concerned about this guys health.

Maybe Kendrick can drop in with a "ya bish!" just to mix it up a little.

I think you may have narcolepsy, dude.

Is it lame that I got a really powerful sense of the finality and concrete nature of death from an episode of a TV series? Because that is what happened to me with that finale.

I was just going to comment about this. Can you imagine what the finale would be like if you actually saw all the characters die, one by one? The answer is: incredibly bleak.

I miss girly anger bands.

Half full glasses of beer? What, like those stale ones people leave behind? I thought the dude was rich!

I'm pretty sure Tommy Wiseau was high off his pasty ass while he was filming this thing. What I'd like to know is WHAT KIND OF DRUGS, DENNY!?

I was actually disappointed by "World's Blankiest Blank". It felt like absolutely nothing.

Do you say that to just someone who's standing near the lady you're trying to pick up or…?

Try teaching from 8:00 to 15:00 in the morning. It's only mon-thu so it's not a whole lot (I suppose) but since it's my first adult job and I haven't developed any kind of routine, I have to do a LOT of planning. It feels like I have time for nothing besides either teaching or planning the lessons. Maybe it's a weird…

Thanks for the advice! Do you know if they keep well if I just leave 'em in the jar in the fridge? I was thinking of making them for reserve and using them for salads and things whenever I feel like it.