For a brief moment when the camera panned from the car to the fire department building, I thought there would be a single gunshot, then fade to black.

For somewhat ingenious novelty usage I'd have to also nominate The Way of the Gun.

Maybe "mothefucker" is a separate entity from just simply "fuck"?

Also Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast. Although this might be the best use of the word "no" as well.

Bsically anything from Malcolm Tucker is fuck-gold but for some reason I really love that one.

"Wanna take like a single shot of penicillin?"

Something happened to the exclamation mark!

Nowadays it's all about the lasties. They're rare for sure but once you get a really good one, it's like kissing God.

I'm thinking Love Shack but there aren't a lot of words that rhyme with "sheath".

That's pretty much how I was told (by my mom, after asking her). I remember saying "Huh, I thought it was from kissing" and being more or less OK with it.

If you have crooked teeth, you can get braces, terrible vision, you can get contacts or laser eye surgery, hard time talking to women, go take a class on bettering your social skills, can't grow a beard, uh… anyway the point is: if you have a small dick, there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. So you can…

Oh look, a firstie, how cute! Man, that takes me back…

Sean O'Neal writes yet another extremely Sean O'Neal-y title for a Sean O'Neal-penned news post by Sean.

Fair enough, thought you were a ladyperson. The principle still applies.

Get some Dillinger Escape Plan tickets instead?

More of a "pony play" type of person, are ya?

If asking someone out makes you feel self-conscious or scared or nervous, do it a lot. You'll get plenty of rejections but each time you do it will be easier than the next and you'll also learn to read people and their body language and doing this will cause you to lose a big chunk of whatever is holding you back.

I didn't want to spend more than a sentence on you.

3 - That's not misquoting, it's misappropriation, you fucking douche!

That was just perfect. A real kick in the nuts, so to say.