If this is funnier than a lot of things, a lot of things must be the Holocaust, boiling puppies alive and inserting a cactus into a body orifice.

I was a leader on this language summer camp thingy last year in Torquay, Great B. and one night I took the kids to see a movie. It was mostly a bunch of under-18 girls so they of course wanted to see Magic Mike. After the flick was over and they came out of the theater they told me that there was a somewhat obese…

Wow! Was Voldemort really into LB?

What about the prequel, Reindeer Games?

It's not Gibbard on his father, actually, it's based on something that happened to a friend.

Calm down dude.

"You will be horny a lot of the time. That's normal.
You will feel frustration with other people and stuff for reasons you can't explain. That's normal
You will struggle to verbalise these feelings to other people. That's normal too."

@avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus I think there's a single recorded instance of a gay man infecting another gay man because they both had some gum infection and had bleeding gums and were making out for what I have to assume was a long-ass time. So in essence, yes, it is more or less impossible to get…

And boob party backwards poses the question "Y trap boob?"

I'm kinda crap with romance usually. That wasn't intended as romantic, it's something I noticed I miss. And the thing itself isn't particularly romantic, just one of those things you get to do when you're with someone. Proximity is a helluva drug.

Does he really do that a lot, though? I'd estimate that most of the time he doesn't even mention the hubby (ugh, that word) or their son unless it's really relevant (this being a somewhat rare exception).

Nothing is really pleasant in August?

Reading GTFO's letter really made me miss being in a relationship. Not that I was the kind of asshole that GTFO's dude is, but I just really miss that feeling of being able to walk up behind a girl (when they're cooking or whatever, standing up but facing away from me) and giving her a hug from behind. It's a perfect…

Oh yes, let's just not care about quoting accurately anymore! Let's just put a swastika there, a zipper here, a misquote there. Who knows what these things once represented? Who the fuck even cares?

Yeah but if you quote something correctly, nerds like me will recognize it as a quote. If you misquote something as badly as you did it makes it look like you're trying to pass off other peoples material as your own.

I think every SL letter has an unwritten possibility of being a joke/a fake/something a fetishist writes while masturbating. I think Dan even published some of the most obvious fake letters a few years ago. However, if a letter contains good material for advice and discussion it's worth publishing, fake or not.

And masturbation way more difficult.

"No, it'll be like picking off innocent bystanders with a sniper rifle,
fun at first but it would quickly become a depressing chore."

And if any further problems arise, simply feed an ATM a stray cat.

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus Sandworm?