You've heard Beach Boys' "Wouldn't It Be Nice", right?

Thanks! Also: crap, I'm old.

Really? 'Cause I found I could easily twerk to this.

Pootie too good!

So you just want the movement without the music then?

So instead of being an obnoxious guy who isn't funny, it's a guy pretending to be an obnoxious guy who isn't funny? Gotcha.

No one was great in "Ghost Town".

Ditto. Also 29, also couldn't hear that one (or any after that).

I think it's been established that gay men think boobs are awesome as well, @avclub-7a5a3fe4ae33de425d06ac4fe8d097d2:disqus. Not in a way that's in any way related to sex, just on a general awesomeness-of-things metric.

What's that? I've never seen it.

"The creators of The Venture Bros. walk us through the show’s 5th season."

Umm, I think psyche is a Greek concept.

Three separate guys told you they were gonna kill themselves, @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus? In the words of Joel Robinson, I would like to apologize on behalf of the entire male gender.

I really like that. Dan really gets to the heart of the problem and considers a lot of angles and constructs a lot of hypothetical scenarios and adds a lot of personal (or theoretical) anecdotes. The reiteration is a good way of convincing the listener of his point. If he just gave a concise, two-minute answer to…

There's a reason why people tend to get trapped in relationships with people who are really good at manipulating. The girlfriend sounds (and I think the guy also commented on it) like someone who could make suicide threats if breaking up is put on the table. And if someone you actually care about says that they're…

I bet he puts a lot of his effort into his podcast, which is why everyone should listen to it, LIKE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU SINCE MORE OR LESS FOREVER!

It's some chick who came up with the bumpy writing for blind people.

Maybe it was a scene with two losers who have spent an incredible amount of time stoned off their asses and watching Star Trek shooting the shit.

Oh pshaw. Just show the monsters very briefly in the dark, through dripping water or fog or mist or through a shaking and dimming view because whoever is watching them is going nuts, there's plenty of ways to get around that. I think the fact that most people go crazy after seeing Old Ones is a tougher hurdle. The…

I just loaned the first 5 books from the library. Gotta agree.