Dear Dan,

Yeah like charge you for reading it.

"I really hope they haven't gotten all mutated. What if they drip acid now?"

I'm racking my brain and coming up with zilch to be honest. Four arms on a dude I can see handy, but on a chick? What, two hands for the shaft and a hand each for the nuts? Doesn't seem to work.

So according to the opening bit, Rusty apparently had sex with one of the prostitute-turned-giant-fly-things. Yech.

Yeah, I think he had a slightly troubled expression when he started cleaning the place.

Hoo, dat boy skinny…

"I thought I told you to go fuck yourself!"

It looked exactly what a pubescent, painfully nerdy and homeschooled kid would fantasize about.

It should be a thing. I demand a Snow Crash miniseries!

Unless you're Marvin Gaye.

Nah man, it transcribes more like GA-YYYYYY!

Oh sweet everloving fuck, someone somewhere has actually typed those words…

Thank you ants. Thants.

"It’s tempting to categorize all this as a hugely extravagant homage."

That is just one extremely upsetting line.

It was a good decision to watch In The Loop between last week and this episode. I almost wished that Amy's date turned out to be the wispy British dude (can't remember his name, he was on QI as well) back for some more transatlantic nookie.

Yeah, I totally got that too, that it was supposed to be this less-serious version of Bond again, but it shouldn't have to sacrifice all logic and internal consistency to achieve that.

It was still pretty unbelievable that the train to happened to woosh by right at that moment. It's not unheard-of in a Bond movie but still bugged me. For instance I found the preceding scene where Javier got lost in a crowd much more believable and Bond-like.

Oh and the pic up there just reminded me: glass fucking prison. Not only are they fucking retarded but at this point they clearly signal that a) the prisoner has way more power than whoever is imprisoning them and b) the prisoner is 5 minutes away from breaking out.