Finally saw Skyfall. I find it's good to watch these big blockbusters way after the hubbub has died down. Really lets you have a proper perspective.

You shall be named The One Who Over-Uses Ellipsis.

Wow. Your aunt has really made sure that porn can not happen at her house. So, um, good for her, I guess.

D-rased 2: E-rased

Wait, doesn't everyone do the peeing after sex? I mean dudes as well as ladies. I'm sure it's "good" for everyone but I pretty much have to take a trip to the bathroom after coming (to clarify, I'm a dude).

Occasionally Dan just gives this kind of "fuck you" answer to questions he either sees as not serious enough or to ones which have no good answer. I'm pretty sure the bit about stealing was a joke.

Ever heard of this thing called "night time"?

Joe Cocker the Rocker!

Dude, fix your formatting. Unless you're going for an experimental poetry type of effect there.

What, Emmanuelle or the other one?

Maybe the mom can hint at that copy of Emmanuelle she has on the bookshelf.

Yeah, it's pretty much impossible to deny a kid from watching (or even seeing) porn nowadays. Does the kid have a laptop or a tablet? Does the family have a computer? If yes, porn is inevitable. The best you can do is to tell the kid to be discreet about it and give some talk about how porn movies aren't documentaries…

Holy balls, how many of us post here? This is getting ridiculous.

I'm so offended by that, but I'm Finnish so I can't really come up with a funny line to burn you with.

They did at least get actual footage of cars driving around Helsinki and the airport definitely looked like the Helsinki airport.

Sweet Jesus, there are at least two Finnish people on AVC besides me!? Damn.

They're two very different songs and I like them both for very different reasons. Anyway you're welcome. I love BenZel, I just wish they had more stuff out.

Speaking of this dude, has anyone heard this track: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's Main Attrakionz, actually. Man Attrakionz sounds like Le1f-style queer rap.

It ressurects as Theon's Dick the White.