"Stop using run-on sentences you fucking dumbass where did you learn to write?"

Well I obviously found her somewhat attractive or I wouldn't have stuck with her for so long. I guess just no attractive enough.

Late twenties (definitely NOT turning thirty soon).

Thanks.

I wouldn't say that I can't date anyone who isn't "ridiculously hot", I just have some pretty specific and occasionally high standards.

Is that a Peep Show reference, @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus?

Dear Dik,

I seriously have to occasionally wonder why people cling so desperately to a relationship, no matter how dysfunctional, for months or years until they are ready to finally admit that this shit ain't working. This is a pretty extreme example (outside an outright abusive relationship) but it's still pretty amazing.

What is that? That could be from anything.

Holy crap, I cannot believe that any of that is real.

Definitely this. Part of the charm of MST3k is that the movies are either completely awful or so amateurish that they have a kind of shaggy-dog likeability to them. Mike/Joel and the bots fill awkward pauses in dialogue, point out when a film couldn't afford a boom mike or comment on some godawful editing. Whatever…

I've watched them do XXX, Battlefield Earth, Daredevil, 300, Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country and something else.

Yeah, too bad Rifftrax is kinda terrible.

That's right, guys. Just keep vomiting out MST3k quotes, I'm gonna like 'em all.

I guess we're reaching the limits of anyone caring at this point (2 days after being posted, damn this rapidly-changing internet!) but anyway I kinda dug this episode. Maybe it's Stockholm syndrome settling in, but I doubt it. Sure it wasn't perfect (plenty of plot holes and things that really don't make a lot of…

Yes, the genetics of this show with dragons and magic are highly dubious.

But then he always sayeth unto me like "Nah, just razzlin' ya, bro, pass that shit. I brought nachos."

I think I'm getting the famous 'munchies'!

Yeah, but I'm less desperate now.

Ugh. The sweaty hug of the moron…