Wow. Feeling just a little bit catty, aren't we?

Or, you know, HOTT.

It's fuckEDmyprof.tumblr.com and it sadly doesn't.

"All The Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes". Isn't that the Cheech & Chong western?

More than 1 or 2 letters this week, so that should hold the whiners for once.

This is some quality stuff! I think she's selling her lack of expertise short too. For someone (like moi) who is a relative U.K. garage newbie these all sound like really good bare-bones and essential tracks. Lovely.

They're really into Yes on this planet.

(Qui-Gon reads test result in Phantom Menace)

But isn't a mare a lady (horse)?

I came here to post this exact thing. The only QI episode which I haven't watched through (and enjoyed thoroughly).

Be sure to add "Game of Thrones Expert" to your CV.

He got knocked out with gas and drugged plenty of times so he was probably no stranger to tripping out.

True. A lot of time "curvy" is less hurtful nomenclature for "fat", however. And it is fat, the stuff inside boobs and butts, when you get down to it.

See, last week you kinda went out on a limb and now it's hard to scale it back again.

It'd be nice if Pontious Pilot wore goggles and a leather cap.

Which is more weird: wanting your significant other to get fitter and thinner or wanting them to get curvier and fatter?

But you're not the one with crippling social anxiety and asperger-y tendencies.

I think with a case history like his, the brother is in plenty of therapy already. If they haven't figured out a way to get around his v-card problem, I'm not sure what a new therapist can really do.

Like who?

Yeah, man. You should be really making fun of this fat, unemployed dude with glasses who hangs around the library all the time. That dude probably hasn't gotten laid once.