It had me in the first ten minutes or so with the break-in gag.

"If we're comparing him to Trump, of course there is no comparison. But he's certainly done plenty of things worthy of criticism."

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Make Everything About Myself.

Honey, if you want to experience an abortion, might I suggest renting The Lobster instead?

"And remember to present all your dog carcasses to Mr. Bannon before clocking out." #topicalpoliticalhumor

Meh, I killed more puppies during the filming of my movie Employee Health and Hygiene Video #105.

Yeah, it's sort of like how the Californians probably killed in the writers' room but never really got anything more than moderate chuckles on the show. I've felt the this show lacked a blue collar feel for the past few years, and this was the sort of thing that's been missing.

Great. Make sure you tell all the people in the ticket line that way they know how smart and quirky you are.

I'll check one of those off just as soon as one of you motherfuckers sends me my refund for The Lobster.

The Witch, Nice Guys, Everybody Wants Some and Hell Or High Water were the only movies I thoroughly enjoyed this year. I still would like to see Arrival, but I'm not going to bother with the obvious Oscar bait this year.

The Dunkin' Donuts commercial was easily the funniest thing they've done this season. I love a good masshole character.

Just imagine if he had five kids by three different women.

If that fails, I know a powerful Necro Butcher who would be willing to chase them around with a barbed wire bat until they swing the election.

Just based on everything I watched and enjoyed

They don't have to control him, they just need a few things out of him. They couldn't give a shit if he wants to bark at China or diss SNL on Twitter.

Impeached by whom exactly? The people intending to turn Trump into their own personal sock puppet?

That sweet, sweet catheter ad money.

In that case, I have it on good authority that the creators of Bob's Burgers also created Pepe the Frog.

Come to think of it, everyone who received a Stone Cold Stunner has done pretty well for themselves. Hey Stone Cold, you another 320 million in ya?

The wedding of cynicism with a fundamental lack of critical thinking.