48 more days, dim bulb. 48 days.

If you think everyone who cast a ballot for Trump was happy about it, you're dreaming. They did it because Republicans are very good at voting for Republicans. Democrats, on the other hand, stink at voting for Democrats. Now you're going to find out what happens when all three branches of government fall in the hands…

It's like the old Jerry Seinfeld bit where he talks about how sports fans don't actually root for the players, they root for the laundry. Liberals need to learn to root for the laundry. If they don't, they're screwed for generations.

Maybe she didn't do enough. Maybe she would've helped herself by co-opting large swaths of Trump's message instead of Bernie's. Maybe she would've pulled more of the white vote if she agreed that a border wall is good idea and came up with a sane way to pay for it.

It's not just that Hillary couldn't inspire people, as far as we can tell, they just won't come out in full force unless an Obama is on the ticket. That's why they lost in 2010, 2014, 2016 and probably will lose winnable races in 2018 too. Republicans might be aging and slowly shirking into a regional party, but they…

Dems lost by cornering the market on flaky voters. Plain and simple.

It's so premium that Time Warner added it to my lineup for free without me inquiring about it or wanting it.

Somewhere out there a naked Wolf Blitzer is being interrogated by a robotics engineer.

"Ninety percent of my diet is junk food of some sort."

This is kind of a bummer. I thought Goon had a perfect ending.

Bilbo Baggins? And here I thought he was supposed to be Jim from The Office.

I thought her chemistry with Christopher Abbott's character was easily the best part of the movie. It went downhill when they essentially replaced him with the annoying British guy.

I fell asleep yesterday trying to watch Sully. Probably the best night's sleep I've gotten in a long time. Thanks, Clint!

Is that what's going on in the streets right now? Radiohead?

Same here. Between that and this shitty ass lineup of movies I guess I'm done for the month.

Well as someone who couldn't give less of a fuck about comic book shows, it makes it a hell of a lot easier to pick between them and HBO Now.

"I got a lap dance from Elizabeth Berkley for nothing!"

I'm sort of the same way. It's not hard for me to comprehend that even shitty people have remarkable talent at times. I have no problems listening to Phil Spector's music despite him being an abusive murderer. Hell, I've been listening to Burzum since high school and that guy's a racist and a murderer. I might think…

Have radical liberals considered the effectiveness of using paper mache puppets? That seems like it might legs!

Probably just being able to enjoy more films and music than the average American. I'm from Texas so being able to speak Spanish isn't exactly going to blow anyone's mind around here.