Holy crap, this name shortening is confusing. Yerp, I third-personed myself. I'm a female. And a teacher.

Bill Nighy was almost sexy at that point. He seems kind of a sweet guy.

Way too exciting for that. I'm sticking with Manos. Gorilla is shamefully good fun, wile Manos just makes me want to slash my wrists.
(I was on a cruise in the Greek Islands this past summer with some students, and our steward's name (written on a card in the room) was Manos. My students couldn't understand why Mrs.…

peniseses, duh

No, something Cruise would pull would be a lot longer and thinner.

*slaps self to keep from nodding off*

*bites lip, twirls hair*

Well, wait…then wouldn't it just be a zygote forever?

Pattinson couldn't destroy a headboard with a chain saw.

He's waiting for bonus pay.

Wouldn't there be poo everywhere too?

Hi, Burl…

Loved the old ones, but Arnold was too chunky to play Conan. In the books, Conan was "lithe." I have more excitement than a grown woman should over the new one…..

GRAB HIM. AND TAKE HIM.

THAT'S ROWSDOWER!!

AV Club nodded off

GIVE ME BACK MY SON

Jeff Beck….yesss

ILLUMINATI!

OHMSS was a great Bond movie with a lousy Bond.