It would be funnier if they had invited Anthony Russo but not Joe Russo.

Are those Book of Mormon residuals really not enough to maintain the Trey Parker lifestyle?

And yet somehow "Pucks!" is still on the air.

"Hey, Chicago, See Shaddam IV's house early, and for free!"

This makes me so mad I could piss glue.

"Han, I want you."
"You want me to what?"

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

This is one of the only times where I will 100% accept the cops' side of the story as truth without question.

The most recent Transformers movie was so much better than the first three that it was only really, really bad.

I often wonder about how Tupac and Biggie would have evolved as artists and businessmen had they not both died so young, and how the landscape of rap music would be different as a result. I think Biggie would fit in much better in today's rap world, as he would basically be another Puffy or Jay-Z, but what about Pac?…

I'm really mad that she's performing at Life is Beautiful Fest on the same night as Chance the Rapper. I'm really excited to see both of them but I know if I stay for the whole Lorde set I won't be within a mile of the stage when Chance goes on.

Is it bad that the part of this post that makes me the most uncomfortable is the idea of asparagus water?

You'd think he'd say that he prefers people who don't get shot.

But what about black-on-black conversations about violence?!

Do we really need another movie about Dan Harmon?

I would enjoy watching Joshua Malina bludgeon Matt McGorry into a bloody pulp…

I demand to know what Chapter 1 was about!

"Donald Glover, no relation/Always working, no vacation/They couldn't feel me, novocation/Murder verses the only motive was motivation"

That's how I feel about 2 Girls 1 Cup and Salad Fingers.

Cigarettes all around!