And maybe they're really magic, who knows…

If there is video of Penelope Cruz, dressed as Donatello, doing a machine, please post it immediately. It would be the only time that "Great Job, Internet" actually lived up to its name.

To be fair Trial & Error is leaps and bounds beyond where Parks & Rec was after its first season.

I'm watching this movie on FXX right now and I feel the need to correct you. Jake Johnson's character was a quarterback, not a running back. You're welcome.

A lot of those gains probably didn't exist. If I tell you that you earned $1 million dollars, you might say "okay, give me $200,000 and leave the rest in." Since that $1 million doesn't actually exist I take $200,000 that someone else gave me and give you a fake statement about the additional $800,000. That's why…

My ex-girlfriend is going to write so much erotic fan-fiction about this.

Sadly he's kind of boxed in by Cecil being such a milquetoast in the "Sea Tunt" episodes. He'll have to continue saving his maniac line-readings for Bob's Burgers.

This show is going to crush "Pucks!" in the ratings.

I'm glad. The problem with Nick and Jess is that I don't believe that they are compatible as a couple based on the way they interacted the first time they dated. That made the "kiss in an elevator" ending feel like a cop out. I want a chance to see them in a functional relationship.

Now if only that car would apologize for killing MCA.

As someone whose great passions in life are politics, hip hop, and musical theater, I am cautiously optimistic about The Mayor. It sounds like it could be a disaster, but I'm willing to give Daveed Diggs the benefit of the doubt.

"The Six Million Bitcoin Man"

Two comedians who do a fantastic job of combining really funny jokes and bits with fascinating personal exploration are Mike Birbiglia and Bo Burnham. Both of them are really insightful without it ever detracting from being hilarious.

I still haven't seen it either, but yes.

An Oryx and Crake series would also be bonkers expensive if they were going to do it right, and considering that it doesn't have the built-in name awareness that Handmaid's Tale does, I doubt it'll happen unless this is a monster hit.

"What are you afraid of?"
"Bears."
"What are you really afraid of?"
"The North American Grizzly."

Heineken tried to film a fourth section of this commercial with an eight year-old and a pedophile… it didn't go great.

I find this answer positively repelling.

Magnets go in, magnetism goes out, can't explain that.

I guess it was the readers who got slighted.