Run the tide fast, run the run the tide fast.

The Paperboy is a masterpiece, though.

Because you already orgasmed?

Lots of slow motion extreme closeups?

What about the Al Pacino/Gwyneth Paltrow karaoke movie Duets?

I am a millenial and am most definitely an ass person. I feel like such a cliche.

They don't like to talk about it.

Do you become wet, in pain, and still hysterical?

Always nice to see someone else living in the same reality as me. Andre is great but I'm tempted to put Big Boi in my top 5.

I'm sure Brett Kelly is still rolling in those "Unaccompanied Minors" residuals, though.

Do you think including the line "Twenty-first Century Schizo" was his way of self-diagnosing?

I thought about going as Kanye West for Halloween, wearing a pink polo shirt and painting a bleached asshole imprint on it, but I decided I didn't want to ruin a perfectly good pink polo.

Maybe it's about a family of gentiles and it's supposed to be White Goy Rick.

Isn't every day?

I'm looking forward to lots of "all white, all white, all white" jokes.

I can't be the first person who tried to make a "ctrl-alt-delete" joke about alt-right, can I? Am I the comedic genius our generation has been waiting for?

I saw Kanye in Chicago this year, and the show was on the short side (90 minutes, no opener) but it was a really phenomenal experience. I generally don't like concerts at arenas but I had a blast, as did my wife, who doesn't particularly like his music. I feel like I got my money's worth.

If the options for a mentally ill person are "get help" or "die" I always vote for the first one.

Trump won't be happy until they change line in the show to "Immigrants, they're mostly rapists."

Apparently these are the names of the characters in my head:
Kirkman
Kal Penn
Wife Sobieski
White House Man
White House Lady
Evil VP
Evil Virginia Madsen
FBI Man
FBI Lady
Grumpy Teen