I know that I'm the only one who loved The Paperboy, but that was the movie that did that for me. Efron wasn't great in it, but he was part of it and it was great so I give him credit.

Neighbors 2 is better than Neighbors in the way that season 2 of a good sitcom is better than season 1. It feels like everyone has found their stride and figured out the formula to make the comedy work.

I watched Dope yesterday and Neighbors 2 today. All I want is for every movie I watch from now on to feature Kiersey Clemons and a scene in which a guy gets vomited on during sex.

He didn't win it, he just deeply deserved it (at least over Redmayne).

Fun fact that I'm only sharing because none of you know who I am: Mrs. CloneHighReference is super into waterboarding as a fetish. She's been waterboarded multiple times, and while "enjoys" isn't the right word, she certainly gets some kind of pleasure from it. She was super disappointed that they didn't actually show…

Leonardo DaVinci holds up a picture of the Vitruvian Man: "You know: for kids!"

I bet she's a shoe-in to win that Halloween Costume Contest, too.

How about the You'll Mrs. Love It Meat Pie Burger?

"Indian giver, Black father, White liar/
Right next to Yeezy like Mike Myers"
-Chance the Rapper

Nothing about Ryan Gosling could involve being turned off.

My wife and I have been meaning to watch The Invisible War since it came out on Netflix, and have never got around to it. For some reason when we're exhausted after work the idea of thinking about rape in the military for 90 minutes isn't that appealing.

So Jay is one of the Three Stooges now?

No rush, you guys. I still haven't finished Season 4.

Somehow they gave their Best Picture award to "Man Getting Hit by Football."

Are you saying that I signed a petition on the internet and nothing came of it? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!

But then it would be called Kevin Does Wait

Et tu, Joel Mchale?

I think Survivor and Lullaby are both worth reading. Then again I was in high school when I read both so I might not be the most objective source.

From the Kickstarter Introduction: "Chuck doesn’t write for mainstream audiences. His books challenge everything about mainstream audiences."

Good. As long as he stays in one place it'll be easier to avoid him.