I think the Wishbone adaptation got it right.

UPDATE: Adam Driver was crushed by a falling anvil moments after signing the contract.

Yes… that is indeed a film that we all saw.

Jackets or no she was the best part of both Thor movies.

Is "sequels" a euphemism for tits or would that be redundant?

I remember seeing an "I'm on a Boat" parody about Balloon Boy titled "I'm in a Box." It pretty much represented the highest potential of the internet.

But aren't white men the real minorities these days?

The Twins have Little Big League, which is a film entirely about how their management knows less about baseball than a 12 year-old.

As a huge American Ninja Warrior, I will say that there are few easier impressions in the world than Matt and Akbar. It was clear that nobody watched thirty seconds of an actual episode to get a sense of how the two of them talk, which was very disappointing.

True Story: When I was living in NYC I went to a friend's birthday party at his apartment. It's the only time I've ever gotten black-out drunk and I woke up the next morning on his couch. I took the subway back to my neighborhood and stopped at a bodega for a breakfast sandwich. When I got home I went into my bathroom…

Be quiet, Anthony Weiner.

… what did he use them for?

For as amazing as Judy Greer is, she is in a lot of movies as the personality-free wife/mom.

You have no idea how prepared I am for a movie in which she's at a wedding.

I straight up 100% remember that one. Good lord I spent a lot of time as a kid reading Archie.

I never knew that Archie was briefly a pro-ana tumblr page.

Good God yes.

Midge and Moose are both awful people. They kind of deserve each other.

And why didn't she eat the rest of the Riverdale gang?

FX is trending that way, although if it leads to more shows like People vs. OJ I'll allow, especially since any non-Murphy shows can migrate to FXX.