I'll allow it.

Eventually they'll get so desperate that they'll finally give us "XXX with The Muppets."

I can't think of a joke to make in response to this that wouldn't be painfully misogynistic.

Nobody would believe that there's a show on ABC that people actually watch.

The only reason I care about this is because a really awesome friend of mine just got hired to be a staff writer for season 5 of Nashville. I am super bummed for her.

I guess we'll just have to spend years wondering.

In your grief I'll forgive you for forgetting about "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."

After that he's co-starring with Nia Vardalos in "The Gyro."

Now who will teach me how to survive life?!

Imagine Adam Pally guest-starring on Silicon Valley, though.

Tom McCarthy is somewhere in between. He knows he doesn't understand cinematic language and so he just doesn't use any at all. He lets the screenplay do all of the heavy lifting, which is why how much you like a movie of his is entirely dependent on how good you think the script was.

To be fair, The Beaver was remarkably nuanced and complex.

"Expected salary? Five million dollahs! … Cash!"

He reminded me of the South Park Dodgeball episode with the Chinese announcers. "I'm going to use my credit card!"

There's always a Money Monster in the Banana Stand.

Somehow over the course of the last two seasons Luke has rocketed past Mitchell as the most loathsome character on Modern Family.

I am similarly a "Leeroy Jenkins" virgin who thought this was hilarious.

To be fair, that very fact alone would make it better than most indie films.

I don't see the purpose of this.

He was great in that jewel thief movie.