There ended up being 60 comments on the pun thread. Prndandrd wrote the OTHER 51!

I was going to say the same thing. I feel pretty confident that Hamilton is going to lose Actress (no idea to what) and Choreography (to Shuffle Along), which means that even if it sweeps the rest that gets it to 11.

"We didn't have any ice cream so I just shook up some milk" is the perfect level of Stupid Nick.

Everyone knows that Germans fucking love numbers.

We were actually looking for "Dull Yawn." Guess you just don't have the skills you need to be a part of Mad Magazine.

If they called it a Civil Warathon they'd be risking a lawsuit from Ken Burns.

Captain America only appeared for 10 seconds in Thor: The Dark World, but that was long enough for my purposes.

I remember watching The Craft as a straight 8-year-old boy and wanting to be like Fairuza Balk when I grew up. 20 years later nothing has changed.

And in fact it hasn't.

I understand your comment on my post now. Also you are much less lazy than I am.

The A.V. Club

They should have gotten Jeremy Lin to direct instead.

"I do want the waffles, I just wanted them to be a surprise."

When the song has a heavy enough bass line there is no wrong orifice.

You work in a train car? Are you a panhandler?

Let's make it so free and the bars so hard that there ain't one gosh-darn part they can't tweet!

You clearly haven't read my My Little Pony fanfic.

It's not like they were making Casablanca.

That means you're barely gonna be paid $3,000.

So since Georgia is giving out all of those tax breaks to film productions are we going to start seeing a whole bunch of movies that are set in Atlanta but entirely about white people? At least this cast has a few black people in it, which compared to Mother's Day makes it a Tyler Perry movie.