"NBC: We Peacock Blowjobs."

The Michael Chicklist?

They thought they had made a Grand Escape from the Grand Hotel but it turned out to only be a Grand Illusion.

I respect that.

I had stuck in my head all morning the image of Gretchen telling some inanimate object "you fancy now" and I couldn't remember what it was. I just googled it and this was the first result. Thank you for your service, past human, and I hope that six months ago you enjoyed the certainty that Trump would never be the…

Yard ball!!!

I just started listening to his stuff like a week ago. Listen to Qualifiers and Very Much Money. They're both extraordinary.

That is in fact, what I tell everybody all the time.

Crime Supergirl Investigation

A friend of mine from summer camp is a staff writer for Super Girl, so I hope it gets renewed, but I don't care that much because I don't like it when my friends are more successful than I am.

"Wassup, fellow students? It's me, your memorable school chum, Cloney McStudent. Raise the roof… Raise it!" -Cinnamon Scudsworth, CEO of Fridays

They were on a break!

In the immortal words of Lindsey: "A lady doctor? Fake!"

Ava DuVernay is so hot right now.

Isn't everything, basically, the climax of Sister Act 2?

A Little Bad.

I'm sorry, what did you say about oiling up Melissa Rauch's boobs?

I think for her it would be an EGOTTTTTTT

You spelled that word wrong, idiot! It's spelled "Knot." Go read a book.

Wait, did Steve Rannazzisi not actually survive 9/11?!