So this is a spin-off of Modern family about that family that moved in next door to them?

Me neither!

Fucking doors to Hell, how do they work?

I've heard that Clarence Thomas does a fantastic impression of Omar from the HBO program 'The Wire.'

In response Ryan Coogler is going to sue the director of every movie in which a black guy dies for ripping off Fruitvale Station.

Ya know, I've seen Syndromes and a Century and Uncle Boonmee, and neither made much of an impression. Past lives? I can barely recall this guy's past movies!

I expected more veracity from such a sagacious hauler of commodities!

I would audition to be the star of High School Musical but the auditions are the same day as tryouts for the basketball team. What a relatable conundrum!

Everything is beautiful at the ski jump.

Leap Day? You mean Gary Gurgich's birthday?

He apologized to both of them?

Is that an award for Marxism or for punctuation use?

I would have liked Same Love more if it was just the singing without any Macklemore. Oh, wait, that version exists, and it's wonderful.

Ugh, now that I know there's a Chance verse on there I actually have to listen to a Macklemore song.

He inexplicably beat Kendrick, Kanye, and Drake. He very explicably beat Jay Z.

I'll take any episode where they're actually getting along as a win. I spend too many episodes hoping that they will finally get divorced.

I feel like Modern Family tends to have a lot of trouble landing emotional moments with Jay. I'm not sure why, but all of those intense Jay-Mitchell moments in the episodes before the wedding felt tonally cloying to me. But goodness gracious the end of this episode really nailed the Jay-Phil dynamic.

I thought his impression work in The Aviator was at least more interesting than Jamie Foxx's impression work in Ray.

Considering it's a Shane Black movie, and therefore will be set during Christmas, that's not out of the realm of possibility.

Doesn't every game of Monopoly involve losing weeks of your life?