What am I going to do with all of my Monopoly money now? I guess I'll exchange it for bitcoins since the exchange rate is essentially 1-1 now.

Fine, you got me. I have no idea what sweeps is.

I think they're saving that for sweeps.

Her line about how concerned she is that he thinks they've been playing "Smart cop, Dumb cop" was perfect.

"The first rule of Fight Club-" Slam cut to credits.

Hooray! It's a perfect day for Red Bull!

That ending, though.

Dang, y'all, I was trying to start a Hamilton thread, not a shit on James Corden thread. This kind of cruel mockery has no place on the internet.

A spomedy, eh?

There's a million things James Corden hasn't done. Just you wait.

E Pluribus Nachos.

Are you implying that despite their substantial effort and significant progress that once it reached it's conclusion the results were meaningless and the task proved futile?

Wait til they find out that The Wizard of Oz is just a weird-as-hell pitch for the gold standard.

I like the way they think.

How dare you disparage John Rocker.

What are the Chances of that happening?

I rap under the handle Thorough Henry, and my greatest musical ambition is to make this list one day.

I Want You to stop so bad. You're driving me mad. You're driving me mad!

The Saily Mail is my third-favorite sailing-focused daily newspaper after… screw it, I just woke up from a nap and I'm not awake enough to think of good sailing puns.

It's going to be a tough battle for box office domination, but The Chipmunks are going to win in a squeaker.