I really enjoyed Michael Caine in Goldmember telling the random henchman to not even bother trying to stop him since there was no way a main character wouldn't be able to beat a henchman who only has a number instead of a name tag.

The two best lines in that movie were "A Jew? Here?!" and "He's black?!"

I guess you could say that your bit was…

TVaken.

I thought we didn't know who was on third base.

Watch out for that water tower!

Generally great episode, but those voice-overs made me cringe.

I have an extremely low tolerance for Morgan but I thought he was great this week. His story about needing to be in a wheelchair because his shoes were too squeaky was gold.

"Life is unfair." -Anna Gunn

Thy only had a bit of a bromance.

Dang, beat me by two minutes.

Celebrities: They're just like us!

My wife is a primatologist and one tiny moment in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes made her really mad. The apes were getting ready to attack the human city and Caesar said something like "leave the women here" that was supposed to be a throw away line to show how good a leader he is.

There was an episode in he last few years where Homer is attacked by locusts. I believe Lisa says "I never thought Homer Simpson would be involved in the day of the locust" or something like that. It wasn't very clever.

For once, you lived up to your potential, Internet!

Who wants to come over to my apartment and watch Warrior?

He's the new Adam West.

Fire that Jew!

This is clearly a ploy to steal attention from the amazing rapper Mick Jenkins, who just announced that his new mixtape, Waves, is coming out in August. If you haven't heard his album Waters you absolutely must.

Or a granola bar.