"This pic ain't freeeeeee!"

I was actually really impressed with I Am Not a Human Being II.

… "Something something I'm Tigress, You fradies!"

If you're jerking off without shame you're doing it wrong.

"Sit, shufu, sit. Good wife."

I don't understand the point of this article, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I don't understand. How could someone have two dates on the same night? That sounds like it would go terribly wrong!

I thought that Gai men didn't like palming women.

I guess the Foo won.

Amanda Palmer's husband.

The babe with the power!
What power?
The power of Hulu!
You lu!
Lu what?

Hey, check out that stray puppy! He's so cute! And he's licking that dead smurf's face!

"I agreed to a mediation clause at Puff Daddy's request/Don't ask me why I'm motherfucking stressed."

#DonaldSterlingForSpiderman

This is one of those situations where I can write "it can be two things" and everybody will laugh because it's a Simpsons reference. I should do that.

Pointlessly Tasteful is the name of my home-made porn movie. I am also Dave Coulier.

Could this BE any more of a Friends reference?

It's equally hard trying to torrent it.

Kathleen Perkins deserves all of the Emmys.

I saw this movie for the first time when I was twelve and immediately became obsessed with it. It was the first time ever that I felt nostalgia for an era that I was too young to be a a part of. I think that's why the movie works so well for the post-1985 crowd: it portrays a life that they never got to experience and…