So "Strictly Ballroom" was The Do a Little Dance, "Romeo + Juliet" was The Make a Little Love, and now the trilogy will finally be complete.

Sorry, my dear boy, salty seconds!

The End… ! … ?

I work at a fitness center filled with old Jews and have to watch Outnumbered three times a week. It makes me simultaneously angry and aroused.

I'm one of those people who likes Star Wars but is also pretty sure that Rylo Ken is the band that sang "A Man/Me/Then Jim"

I would like to know more.

Sonic the Hedgehog angrily tweets Adam 'Pacman' Jones's address.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if, during his acceptance speech, Pac-Man forgot to thank Ms. Pac-Man?

One of my songs has almost 1,000 listens on Soundcloud, so I'm going to go check the mail for my massive royalty check.

Well when they play in England they're not allowed to touch the ball with their hands, which complicates things.

I don't doubt that all three are equal disappointments to you.

That's not the screen buffering, that's Blake Bortles trying to figure out what play he's supposed to run.

Rapper/Bronson 2016!

I started listening to this album yesterday and made the mistake of listening to Sunday Candy first. I had it on repeat for most of the afternoon and haven't gotten around to listening to most of the rest of the album.

"Just the fire."

Whatever happened to a good old "tour de force?"

I too would enjoy having Destiny's Child held against me.

Three Musketeers wasn't a Milla Jovovich vehicle as much as it was a way for me to be right when I argue that "The Man in the Iron Mask" isn't the worst movie about the Three Musketeers.

For a game purportedly about angles it sure focused a lot on spherical objects.

I trained my dog to murder kids specifically to avoid being forced to make these kinds of decisions.