I'm surprised that the monkey from Rise of the Planet of the Apes didn't win.

I saw The Spirit and Rachel Getting Married back-to-back in theaters. I loved The Spirit and hated Rachel Getting Married, and I apologize for nothing.

I think only only half of any Drake album is about the music on the album.

I was actually really disappointed by B.4.DA.$$. I thought it felt like a generic version of the old-school East Coast style hip-hop without anything to set it apart. Depressingly enough I thought the Pitchfork review was extremely accurate.

Me so Hornby!

"What a weird place to put bowls."

I am posting this comment before reading the review because I am horrified that anyone would describe this episode as in any way imperfect. This episode was extraordinary, especially Henry's explanation at the end, and extra especially Teddy singing during the credits. One of the ten best episodes of the series.

What I have learned from this controversy is that everybody on the internet is pretty sure that Beck only actually has one song.

Live a fantasy life? I thought they were forced to replay their crime over and over in their head forever.

Way to piss all over my joke, POTUS.

Drake has a brain?!

Chadwick Boseman is becoming one of those actors whose name alone will convince me to see a movie. He made that James Brown biopic way better than it had any right to be.

Born on the 4th, while not as good as Do the Right Thing, is still a great movie. I don't have a problem with Stone's Oscars for 4th or Platoon. It's everything he's done since then that I have a problem with.

You don't have to B-Negative about it.

Jon Stewart is the reason I only eat at Arby's.

I have tried so hard to like El-P. I really have.

This is why I consider music festivals to be generally not worth the price. I would love to see Chance the Rapper, and I would enjoy seeing Vic Mensa and half of Run the Jewels, but 2.5 great bands for $150 doesn't seem worth it.

"American Hustle [has] fantastic [moments but is less than the sum of its parts]." -EEEEEEERADICATOR

I love Carey Mulligan!

And he has serious mummy issues.