Everything's coming up Kanye!

I can't be the only person here who only knows that guy from "Cooperative Polygraphy."

I was rooting for "anyone but Iggy" in every category. If Hitler had won Best Rap Album I would have been okay with it. Confused, for a lot of reasons, but okay with it.

"Numbers never lie."

I weighed 260 lb in high school. Then I lost 100 lb, then I put on 30, almost entirely muscle.

It would have been better if Bart had said something along the lines of "remember when that mental patient slept in my room two months ago?"

The worst part is that the Family Guy episode was actually better and marginally less offensive.

I think we all agreed that it was better than the Simpsons-Family Guy crossover and tried to pretend that neither of them actually exist.

I was kind of rooting for Schoolboy Q but I was mostly rooting for "anyone but Iggy."

Fun fact: at the beginning of the scene Jess is wearing red nail polish for both conversations. A third of the way in her nail polish disappears.

I performed at an open mic a while ago that was mostly guitar folk-rock, and I was the only rapper. The guy who went on right before me finished his set with an entire song about how much he hates rap music. I tried not to take it personally.

First song I ever learned on guitar was Aeroplane Over the Sea. God bless that G-Em-C-D progression.

I thought this episode was a complete mess. A lot of the jokes didn't land at all. The airport conversation was painfully unfunny. Still enjoyable enough, but at best a C+.

You think that's bad? Remember that time they hired the writers of Family Guy to write season 4 of Happy Endings?

Does America not like sitcoms anymore? I feel like the only two that are genuinely successful are Modern Family and Big Bang Theory, and any other sitcom is only on they air is filling space because the studio can't come up with a procedural to replace it.

Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand…

What they did to the shark is slightly less inhumane than how most animals are treated at Sea World.

If a Klansman blushed how would anyone know?

Hipsters like to talk about how Madison Square Garden was cool before it sold out.

"Screw you, I'll get my own streaming music service! With blackjack! And hookers!" -Jay Z