I got a Kazam notification for this?

I heard that Diddy was trying to buy him out. His lawyer says that it definitely isn't Diddy, but that only makes me more sure that it is!

My job's wifi blocks askmen but not fetlife. It's very strange but I'm not complaining.

I was watching the conversation between Lucious and Titan while reading this review and all I wanted was for Cookie to throw open the doors and take over. Every scene should include a moment where Cookie barges in.

If I was going with a dog, I'd prefer Porkchop from Doug.

I'm trying to think of something about how Suge is riding dirty. Get back to me.

I like the scene where Kevin Costner starts to beat it.

Hey, Spike, why don't you stop directing and go back to letting Tommy Pickles ride on your back!

Inspector Gadget?

"In other pickup news, CBS has also ordered two comedy pilots…"
Both of which are probably procedurals.

More like a Nancy disGrace!

Pretending to talk is very difficult. Did they do the trick where they put peanut butter on the roof of your mouth?

I thought it was very funny the first time I watched it. The repeat viewing was almost painful.

I feel like there's a "how to speak Australian" joke to be made here.

Dear Lil Wayne,

But on all of his songs he talks about how he and Birdman are best friends! What's next? Is he going to say that real G's don't actually run in silence like lasagna?

I assume the pitch included the phrase: "It's like 'The Visitor,' but sexier!"

They also found out that her ringtone is the music from The Omen.

I feel like the last two genuinely enjoyable holiday movies were Bad Santa and The Family Stone.

"Eminem is a capable rapper."