Figure he's 55 years old, so if he stopped doing C&H twenty years ago he officially retired at 35 years old. If I had the option to retire tomorrow and live comfortably i'd do it in a hot minute.

Not to worry. He's secretly digging a tunnel out of his office with a rock hammer that is hidden behind a Dawes poster.

I liked the follow up strip of him being chased by an angry mob.

I always preferred Tracer Bullet, or Stupendous man…

Pearls is a very hit or miss comic strip. If you have access to a library that has some of the earlier collections, there are some funny story lines, but reading it on a daily basis, you can go weeks without even cracking a smile

Your heart is as big as your brain is small Adam.

Mr. Blonde: " I'll bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya? Yeah, me too. I love that guy. My hearts beating so fast i'm about to have a heart attack. "

Holy Shit! I'm not a huge Pearls before Swine fan, it's very hit or miss for me, but that is pretty fucking awesome.

All the cool kids are sitting online on Friday nights waiting to hear the latest news about Zac Efron. Not like all those losers who are out partying and getting laid.

The A.V. CLUB:

You got something you wanna say to me tough guy?

Who's going to play Billy Stark, Howard's ne'er-do-well brother who wanders around Stark Industries in a piss-drunk haze?

Wow. Good thing Perseus took care of that evil woman!

You'd probably get sick of him constantly asking " So, uh, are you gonna finish that? "

I think Martin ran of ideas in his last book, and is now just stalling so he can die without finishing the books and not break any contractual obligations. I hope they give the series over to Dean Koontz to finish, shattering the legacy of his work.

I forgot all about that sketch. I was pissed when Netfliix took the kids off streaming before I could watch them all.

But then won't the word become associated with the Insane Clown Posse?

Other than checking their standing to see how " good " they're doing, I don't follow too closely.

Watch your ass!

The Phillies are valiantly holding onto last place, so God is in his Heaven and all is right with the universe.