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I didn't get a Hurrumph out of that guy!

Begging a dollar, stealin' a dime,
c'mon can't you see that i'm
Stranded, caught in the crossfire

* Kicks " The Poster Formerly Known as Tity Boi " square in the nuts *

I was actually very much kidding. I just think it would be hysterically funny to hear all the voice-over narration done in Benjamin's voice, especially after hearing the clip of him doing the voice of H.A.L. from 2001.

I'm pretty secure in my heterosexuality, but I find myself intrigued at the thouhgt of a three way with Eugene Levy and Channing Tatum.

I can't handle the truth!

The next episode's preview looked alright, and i'm a big Stephen Root fan so i'll ride out the rest of the season fine i'm sure. It just seems like such a cheat for Lester to get away with his seat-of-the-pants frame-up job against his brother just strikes me as very off.

I liked Shawshank, but if I were responsible for the casting, I wouldn't have gone with Freeman as Red. I would have picked H. Jon Benjamin.

This got a second season? Couldn't get through one episode of season 1.

I assumed he was paying for some kind of defense lawyer after his wife said they were selling everything to pay for the case.

Chaz's cellmate: " You're mine now Prag! "

It just strikes me as a little unrealistic that even a barely competent defense lawyer couldn't have taken apart the prosecution's case against Chaz. Maybe if it was set in the eighties like the movie, but in 2006? Eh, next weeks episode looks good, so i'll just quit my whiny bitching now.

So I guess i'm the only one who found the " one year later " incredibly disappointing? Lester's frame up on his brother was so horribly thin I was kind of expecting it to fall apart and he'd get what was coming to him. I mean, yay Molly and Gus and everything, but I feel really let down by the sudden flash forward.

Other than the series " The Oath " written by Brian K. Vaughan, I never found Doctor Strange that interesting of a character. Even in supporting roles he comes of as goofy as far as i'm concerned. I'll probably just watch this for the Sam Jackson appearance after the closing credits.

I tend to think he's not following the FOX / CNN formula as much as he is mocking it. Hey, don't get me wrong. I wish Colbert nothing but the best, but the late night show talk show is not a medium I personally find interesting.

I'm sure Colbert will make an entertaining late show host, but it will probably be the following formula:
A) Monologue / comedy bit
B) First celebrity guest
C) another short comedy bit
D) second lesser celebrity guest
E) musical guest / comedian
Will it be funny? Probably. Will it be as funny as The Colbert Report? Almost…

I think what sucks most about losing it is that he's shutting it down to go do what will be a drastically lesser show. I could see if he was leaving because he was tired of doing it, or felt it was getting stale, or even to start a new project of his own. Sadly, he's just going to go do another late night talk show.

I think this was already done in the Italian exploitation film " Cannibal Ferox " or " Make Them Die Slowly ", which was the U.S. release title. Truly one of the shittiest movies ever made.

Edit: Sorry. Someone else already made an " Obey the laws of thermodynamics" joke.