I imagine Caspar was a needy, clingy little kid constantly pestering people to be his friend. He probably kept whining to the wrong kid who finally just lost it and beat him to death with his book-bag.

* smacks self very hard on forehead *

I did not know this.

I have never seen it myself, but wasn't Kolchak: The Night Stalker a big cult hit? Why hasn't anyone dug up that corpse and violated it yet?

One of my favorite jpokes from Matt Groening's " Childhood is Hell " book was in a strip about things kids think about:
" What happened to Caspar the friendly dead kid? "

It's about time Caspar was bought to justice!

My dad has a friend who is well over 300 pounds and he hooks up with incredibly hot women. He is also worth well over 5 million dollars, but i'm sure that has nothing to do with it at all. If romantic comedies have shown me anything, it's that beutiful women only love you for what's on the inside.

Over the weekend I read the graphic novel Pyongyang: A Journey in North Korea. It's about a Canadian animator working in a North Korean animation studio. It was really pretty disturbing to see how the people have to live there, but it is almost more disturbing to see how brainwashed the average citizen really is over…

From the Z to the O to the double R O
He's the dude in the mask from the Barrio
With his horse and his mask
and his big old sword
He'll cut your butt from a '52 Ford!

I think one of the most tasteless sermons I can recall was at my great-aunts funeral. The local diocese was embroiled in a pretty nasty molestation lawsuit and the priest felt the need to go on an rant about how Catholics were being persecuted by the press and were still the best game in town. Even some of my hardcore…

The Fillibusters.

The D.C. Lobbyists.
The K Street Bullies.
The Gridlocks.

Do four-year-olds have smartphones? Tablets I guess I can understand, but smartphones?

Quite possibly one of the funniest stories Iv'e ever heard about " The Gathering of the Juggalos " came from Bob Goldthwait. He relates a story about how he was booked at it on Joe Rogan's podcast. Episode #366, starting at about 41: 00 minutes. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at 'ol Bobcat….

I live in Delaware and trust me, there is no shortage of rednecks in this state. Lower Delaware is referred to as " Slower Delaware " in the north.

Who is the guy on the right?

They should have someone running behind them banging two coconut shells together.

If this involves people running around with broomsticks between their legs…well…c'mon people. That's a little much. I'm not a Potter fan, but I don't hold it against people who are. This may be going a bit too far though….

And ale, watered with ale…

Hold on, i'm a little fuzzy on this. Didn't the illusion Cameron hit the Ghoul with a magic missile spell, and then Raistlin, enraged that he could do magic as well, nail him with a lightning bolt spell? Been a lot of years since I read the books….