If they ever do another Knight Rider reboot, H. Jon must do the voice of Kit.

Does that guy's T-shirt say FAPS?

They want it all, but they can't have it.
It's in their face, but they can't grab it.

Does anybody know if Cage is a Creationist? Or is one of those damn dirty Evolutionists?

I have watched it sporadically throughout it's entire run. Just doesn't do anything for me.

That's what bothers me about the show. Other than whoever voices Linda, whose work I don't know, I like all the other people on the show. Mirman, Schaal , Benjamin are all funny, just not on this show.

Even one chick is enough to ruin a good sausage party!

I haven't read Aquaman since the series Peter David wrote where he got his hand eaten off by piranha. Looks like he grew it back. Good for him!

Bob's Burgers. I just don't get it.

She caught revitiligo from Uncle Ruckus.

I think signing any contract with FOX news automatically makes your skin turn about five shades whiter.

I know Lovitz and Hartman were good friends, but I have found Lovitz to be funny just about never. As soon as I saw he was the replacement I knew the show was done for.

I often wonder if NewsRadio would have gotten more seasons if Hartman had still been alive. I loved the show but never realized how poorly it did in the ratings.

I don't know. You'd never win an argument marrying a person you shot because they could always play the " Remember that time you shot me?" card.

" How Lester Got His Groove Back " would have worked as well.

I think you have to beat the current Comics Historian in single combat.

That's the one I was talking about. The only bit I thought was funny in the episode was the scene with Siskel and Ebert in the men's room. Short has never really struck me as funny, but Joe Flaherty and Dave Thomas were always two of my favorite SCTV players.

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard. If you're going to send a form letter, you can't even send one that says " Yes i'll pray for you " ? There is not a Hell terrible enough for a fucking scumbag like him.

I never thought Martin Short was very funny, but this one sketch he did broke me up when I first saw it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lix…

SHUT UP FLANDERS!