As much as I want to see Her, I think I would rather see a Bill Burr version about twice as much.

I actually didn't watch season 2. I only saw the first season, and Gods of the Arena. I actually liked the storylines, and i'm all for excessive nudity, but man the action scenes are just silly. I heard so many good things about the last season I checked it out of the library for the hell of it. The camera work was my…

Holy shit, I had no idea Joan could be so stupid as to make one bad comment, and then keep digging herself in deeper like that. I've never been a fan, but I definitely thought she had a hell of a lot more sense than that.

Haven't seen Her yet, but this was great:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fob…

Watched the last season of Spartacus, and while I liked it, the action scenes got on my nerves so Goddamn bad I almost wanted to fast forward through them. Which I guess would have been like watching them at regular speed. Loved the last episode though, because it seemed to lack the stupid slow-mo action scenes that…

Has anyone tried to play a copy yet?

What level spell is teleporting pedophile priests from one Diocese to another?

Pope John Paul II did cure me of any lingering faith I had in Catholicism with his hypocrisy and role in the abuse scandals. Considering how young I was when the brainwashing started, I consider that a miracle.

On sale this week at Gamestop: Vintage E.T. Cartridges, only $19.95!

One of my favorite Letterman Top Ten punchlines for " Top Ten New Model Cars " was the " Yugo Screwyouself ".

I always like to use " My Liege " or " Bwana ".

You have absolutely zero class. You should have worn a Tuxedo T-shirt and showed up all the suit wearers.

Classic " Old people enjoy really horrible food " joke.

I always correct them, " I prefer Mr. Sir. " Not a good joke, but no one gets it anyway.

Yeah, and he apparently doesn't have a problem with killing someone when the need arises.

If you can die doing what you love, you've lived a good life. Godspeed, Cookie_Monster, Godspeed…

I guess that's why I don't find Superman that interesting of a character. 75 years of the same thing over and over.

And how many people would have died before that happened? How would he have kept him imprisoned after he knocked him out? Sorry, I just didn't see it as the thing that made the movie mediocre at best. I was never a big fan of Superman in any form, and this movie did nothing to change that.

" But would you look at a stopped clock to tell the time? "
That is a brilliant reply to the cliche that a broken clock is right twice a day. If you came up with that on your own you are a genius. I'm 40 and i've never heard that one before. I can't like your comment enough.

Virginity and despair.