* unclips badge and gun, walks sobbing to liquor store *

Kinda didn't read the article…. sorry

edited out of shame…

Nonso Anozie is going to play me? He's going to have to put on so much weight!

Noah 2: The Noahing

Fair point. It just seems that some of your other replies to posters seem a little overly sensitive and defensive. Why get so upset over what a bunch of complete strangers think about your dietary choices? Most of the vegans I know are perfectly wonderful people, with the exception of my brother-in-law, who is an…

I was being completely serious and not at all joking. Is there something lacking in the vegan diet that erodes the ability to not take yourself so seriously and be able to joke about yourself?

I think i'd do better at The Hungry Heifer…

I'm sorry, but you're wrong on two points.
1) There are guys who are vegans. Granted, they are only Vegans because they are trying to sleep with someone who is a vegan, and will revert back to omnivores the second the infatuation is over.
2) You would not die from not eating meat. You may, however, become a 6 ft tall,…

Cough up a buck you cheap bastard.

Al Yeganeh follows you on Twitter? How did that happen?

One of my older uncles gets absolutely outraged on the subject of Anti-Vax people. He is old enough to remember kids who had to live with polio, and he actively wishes people who preach against vaccines would be injected with it.

It's a perfectly cromulent degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

I just got a picture in my head of Mayim Bialik waking up in the morning and saying to herself " Hey! That interview I did with the AV Club is probably on their site by now! I wonder what people are saying about my wonderful vegan lifestyle? "

Of course she is anti-vaccine. I personally would rather be raised by a mother who drank uncontrollably and whipped me with an extension cord than be raised by Bialik.

A very good friend of mine works in a " Natural food " store where they sell all this kind of nonsense and I genuinely laugh my balls off at stuff like this. The most amusing thing to me when I go in to visit him is the fact that the clientele, in general, are some the unhealthiest looking people I have ever seen.…

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Wow. I was all set to call shenanigans on you, but fuck me, you're not lying.
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I really would love to try some of the Soup Nazi's fare, or maybe some Krusty Burger.

I imagine it would be hard for the Secret Service to keep up with the Presidential Trans Am.