Senior Gorbachev! Derribe Este Muro!

Yeah, I read an interview with the guy, and he said he doesn't hold any grudges. He just wants to move on with his life, and he hopes the kid knows what he did is wrong, and will try to be a better person. Not me. If I was this guy i'd pay a guy to work this kid over with a steel pipe until we could have wheelchair…

* throws drink in Matthew Durham's face *

* throws gladius at Seth Bullock *
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!

It's great when The People get involved with the serious problems facing our country.

See also the short story " A Very Tight Place ".

Another reason to hate kids:
Edit: Couldn't get the link to work, but a 14 year old kid pushed over an occupied Porta-John and left a 43 year old man paralyzed from the waist down.

When I was asked by a relative when I was going to start going back to Mass, I told them:
" I'll start attending Mass when I get to Hell. It doesn't seem like there will be a lack of Clergy down there. "

Shouldn't we start referring to " Classic " Rock as " Antique " Rock? It's been over 30 years…

Are my grandparents looking down at me from Heaven, shaking their heads in disgust, saying:
" Jesus Christ! Does this guy ever stop jerking off? "

What, your Mom never swatted a trout out of a stream?

As soon as DOMA was struck down I knew this was going to happen! Thanks Obama!
* starts looking at wedding dresses online *

Damn. Not as quick on the draw as DickHolster.

Does anyone know if Jesus saw his shadow when he came out of his tomb today? If he did, that means six more weeks of Lent.

Same.

I tend to dislike Tom Cruise because, well he's Tom Cruise. I did however think Minority Report was a pretty cool fucking movie.

The AV Club
I'm White.

I was always too worried about getting caught to shoplift when I was a kid, after a serious beating I caught from my Pop after swiping a bunch of change out of my uncle's room. I did used to get really baked with my best friend and go hang out at the local Borders, oblivious to the fact that he was swiping at least 20…

The man wore many extravagant hats…

Thus ends one of the dumbest fucking legal sagas of our time.
* The Bishop quickly sued by Candy Crush Saga Studio *