Somebody should try a "hitting the Dean with a car " prank…

Sorry, but you really slow pitched that one…

So, they were complimenting your wife?
HEYYO!

Can't it be both?

I think that pretty much goes without saying….

Why wouldn't you?

Ain't no party like a Tity Boi Bear Party cause a Tity Boi Bear Party don't stop!

* throws shoe at Dikachu *

* commits Sepukka *

Somebody ought to do something about those clowns!

When you took your shirt off, did he ask " Why are you wearing a Mohair sweater under your shirt? "

Too fucking many though…

Statler & Waldorf / Stewart & McKellan Cage Match!

To be fair, not all of congress is that old, which really gives them no fucking excuse.

I think it also disproves the theory that all old white men are insufferably miserable old pricks.

I don't see myself ever getting tired of these two lovable goof-balls.

Yosemite Sam, for all his faults, was a Southern Gentleman.

The Hobbit: Still Hobbitin'

Any idea what the gist of the comment was that finally got Treacher banned? I mean, good riddance and all, but I never found him as offensive as I did just stupid.

Lick my blinky diodes Fleshy Ones!